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“When the prisoner first claimed that she was pregnant, nobody believed her,” a spokesman for Kartal prison in Istanbul told reporters, “because it didn’t seem technically possible. She’d been in solitary confinement for months, and we thought she had just been overeating, and that this was just a ruse to get herself moved to a better cell. But then she showed us the hole she’d drilled in the concrete wall separating her from her lover, and told us that they’d been having sex for months, and we realised it was all true.”
The spokesman was commenting on the case of a twenty-seven-year-old female prisoner, Kadriye Fikret Oget, who had just given birth to a child fathered by forty-year-old convicted murderer Seylan Corduk, despite them both being in solitary confinement. “The walls between the cells are 9cm thick and made of solid concrete, but they’d somehow made a hole with their cutlery, and were having sex through it. They admitted they’d been doing it for months, and Corduk is obviously a man of some length, because he’d managed to impregnate Oget. When we discovered what had happened, we held an enquiry, and the prisoners have both been found guilty of damaging public property. Each has been fined 128 euros, and had their sentences increased by four months.”
source: http://www.private-eye.co.uk/content/sh ... ection.fow
Awwwwwwww....how....romantic?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
pron of this similar nature. 
so let's all be 
