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Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:19 am

I attempted to, but when I lugged it downstairs I discovered I couldn't change the TV onto the EXT channels as there's no remote for it, so I might have to take my TV down there too... which is sounding a lot like work. More than I'd like.

In other good news, a guy on another forum is sending me Oblivion, Assassin's Creed and Bullet-Witch for free, simply because he's bored of them. Win!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:45 am

Good stuff. I'm personally a fan of none of them, but at least you didn't pay

Remember to add me when you go online!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:15 pm

I'm not one to turn down a free game. It's why I've got so many review code games back at my parents' place. They're the barely-finished copies they give to magazines for review. They come in a tiny jewel case with a small insert explaining controls and that's it.

I finished the whole of the official Fantastic Four game... another indication of what a boring summer I must have had in years past.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:39 pm

Was that the side scrolling beat em up on the Playstation, or one of the games based on the films?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:22 pm

Game based on the film. The sort of game where the unlockable content is clips from the film and cast documentaries, that boring shit.

In other boring news, I'm looking for a job. I'm reading one about barstaff, it says in the middle of it "Duties involve working in the presence of nudity which may cause embarrassment." so I'm thinking hell yeah, for it sounds interesting.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:30 pm

Haha
If you get a job there I NEED to come visit!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:19 pm

Oh man, I think I'd be telling everyone I knew ever, plus random people in the street.
I also applied for a supermarket. Forgot how much random bollocks you need to add to these forms. It looks terrible too, for one of my references I put 'I'll have to get back to you on that' and everything.

theyellowducky · Post by **theyellowducky** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:58 pm

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:07 pm

That's a poor response to the question!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:33 pm

Fuck yeah.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:23 am

I can do you a dodgy reference if you want!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:26 am

I can't get through to the strip bar

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:30 am

You trying to call or something?
I'd imagine they wouldn't be open this early..

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:35 am

I called yesterday at 5pm, haven't called today yet. I might try it during 'business hours' later.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:38 am

Do you have to strip yourself if you work there?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:36 pm

Nope, it's barstaff. They warned me at the job centre that it's only barstaff and if I'm asked to do anything inappropriate to tell them.

... though, I think I'll use my best judgement...

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:45 pm

If they asked you to go topless every Friday night for an extra tenner an hour, would you do it?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:04 pm

Dunno.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:41 pm

How about for free

and biscuits?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:10 pm

More or less than you could get for a tenner?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:11 pm

Less, but you can drink it there and then, and it's nice tea!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:47 pm

Depends on what types they have to offer, and the freshness of the biscuits.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:19 am

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:03 am

The Robo D Monkey wrote:Depends on what types they have to offer, and the freshness of the biscuits.

What I'm saying is that they'd always be the favourite types of tea and biscuit of whoever's eating and drinking them. It'd also be however fresh you want it.
Magical tea and biscuits

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:43 am

I'll think about it.
Especially if they're damn nice biscuits

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:48 am

Would you admin SG topless for Jaffa Cakes then?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:33 pm

There is no good reason not to take that deal, then.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:38 pm

Which one? Topless barmaid or topless forum admin?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:38 pm

Damien wrote:Would you admin SG topless for Jaffa Cakes then?

Nope, since I don't like Jaffa Cakes and you wouldn't know if I were topless or not anyway.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:40 pm

Yuka wrote:
Damien wrote:Would you admin SG topless for Jaffa Cakes then?
Nope, since I don't like Jaffa Cakes and you wouldn't know if I were topless or not anyway.

I trust your word

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:57 pm

Yeah, I finally got through to said strip club! I'm off down there tomorrow night, so I can be all nervous and scared by regulars.
The hours don't sound as good as they did at the Job Centre though.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:28 am

Has the club got a funny name? Is it [google]Venus[/google]?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:55 am

It was Cloud 9, but I think they changed it recently. Which is why I can't seem to find its postcode online to feed into multimap so I know how to get there.
The guy on the phone said to pop in between 8 and 10, so I have a 2 hour window to at least find the place

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:10 am

Haha

Surely they should tell you the name of the place? Or do you have to do a few fetch quests first before you unlock that area of the map?

P.S. LN2 1JL

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:12 am

Hmm. I found a different postcode, in the same area. Guess I'll just wander around a bit and look confused. Maybe slay a few low level enemies, level up a bit. Find some materia.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:14 am

You'll probably get a couple of ethers if you walk down all the streets in that Postcode.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:15 am

And then I'll harvest some Gil, hopefully.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:22 am

You might even level up on the way, or find a Songstress Orb and get to start as a dancer!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:40 pm

I don't believe it. The bar was only right NEXT to my favourite takeaway in Lincoln. I've been going there for over 3 years and never took in that there was a strip club next door.

I've got to play the 'waiting to hear from us' game now

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:52 pm

Is your favourite takeaway a kebab shop?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:02 pm

Takeaway? What's that, like a fast food place or something?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:50 pm

Yup. Food-to-go as you Yanks like to call it

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:58 am

Yuka! Connect to XBL dammit! You need one of these Xbox internet willies!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:00 pm

Damien wrote:Is your favourite takeaway a kebab shop?

They do kebabs, yeah, but I always buy pizza. Keep telling myself to save half for breakfast the next day, but I always eat the whole thing on the way home.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:21 pm

Pizza eating while walking... you're certainly the clever one

Wanna see the biggest mess I've made with Pizza?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/djdamien/1 ... 282033042/ (click the other photos in the set

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Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:57 pm

I can't really see the mess.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:04 pm

I guess not, but it was fucking messy in general. Pizza eating competition ftl

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:32 am

I'd have kicked ass at that.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:20 am

Damien wrote:I guess not, but it was fucking messy in general. Pizza eating competition ftl

But you clearly had the best nickname of all the other competitors.

I'll be surprised if you lost with a name like Chain Chomp.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:39 am

I actually did win, but the declared winner cheated, so I didn't