Official Spiderman 3 thread!!!!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:55 pm

I wouldn't say no if Kirsten Dunst wanted to suck it

Jeff 2G6 · Post by **Jeff 2G6** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:02 am

Garbo wrote:
Jeff 2G6 wrote:The only good thing I can say about it is:

At least it wasn't worse than X3.

Silver Surfer actually looks decent, but I'll bet it'll blow big time.

Jeff 2G6 wrote:I just dled F4. I'll watch it soon, but outside of the Thing, the other members are so lame. Dr.Doom is too cool of a villain to be associated with this shitty foursome.

Jeff 2G6 wrote:
Cid wrote:Spider-Man 3 sucked Spider-Cock. I payed to see Spider-Man kicking ass and Venom being awesome. What I got was Peter Parker being emo and Mary Jane being a cunt.
Thank you.

Kirsten Dunst is terrible. She ruined the whole series. I don't mind Mary Jane that much, but I was hoping for an appearance from Felicia Hardy instead we get Gwen Stacy ROFL. If they ever make another movie Kirsten Dunst should not be in it. Recast please.
Do you ever stop bitching

I'm flattered you care about my opinions so much.

I guess if my movie tastes were absolutely terrible like yours, I would praise this shitty movie.

Garbo · Post by **Garbo** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:30 am

I don't even care about this movie anymore, just stop whining you piece of shit.

Jeff 2G6 · Post by **Jeff 2G6** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:37 am

Lol I whine so I can piss your little emo self off. I feel great now. Keep it comming.

Garbo · Post by **Garbo** » Mon May 28, 2007 6:50 am

I read two threads on SG and yet I bet every single thread will have you whining in every post.

Jeff 2G6 · Post by **Jeff 2G6** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:00 am

Garbo · Post by **Garbo** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:05 am

So you never stop complaining about anything ever and yet I'm the one who's emo?

Jeff 2G6 · Post by **Jeff 2G6** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:22 am

Yes, because you're complaining about me while no one else has an issue.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:04 am

This thread just keeps getting better

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:58 pm

Using emo as an insult is as cliche as emo, tbh.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:03 pm

Yuka wrote:Using emo as an insult is as cliche as emo, tbh.

STFU EMO!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:42 pm

Fuck you, emofag!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:36 pm

Hey Yuka!

I'd give Payne one up the shitter, how 'bout you?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:43 pm

I'd... stay well clear. Possibly get within 'purse stealing range' but that's it.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:44 pm

That was the first ever Yuna cosplayer I saw that's slimmer than the character in the game

They were all jailbait though

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:49 pm

Then I win the 'not going to jail' prize!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:55 pm

Nah, it's alright if it's lesbian.
I'm sure any judge'd just think it hot.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:46 pm

Interesting theory. But what if the judge is emo?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 4:47 pm

The Robo D Monkey wrote:Interesting theory. But what if the judge is emo?

Then he'll put you in jail for using white magic!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:07 pm

Bollocks.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:12 pm

PWND!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:17 pm

Fucking Judges. Worst battle system feature ever.

When I found out they were in XII I thought they'd bring it back... thank fuck I was wrong.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:18 pm

Not that it meant much for XII, eh?
Anyway, hope they're back in FFTA2. I get annoyed when I'm allowed to attack and heal willy nilly

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:19 pm

What's wrong with a totally annoying battle system that deprives you of your best characters and most reasonable strategies more and more as you progress through an otherwise ridiculously easy game?

It almost makes it balanced, but doesn't come close enough.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:33 pm

One day... one day... I will finish Tactics Advance...

Then I shall finish the port of IV - VI.
Then I shall buy and finish the remake of IV.
Then I shall force myself to finish Breath Of Fire III.

And then... Yuka will have completed every game she ever owned. I'm such a completionist whore.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:01 pm

Maybe I should buy you another game and foil this crazy plan!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:28 pm

The RDM plans on completing FFTA tomorrow, then he can start in on Fire Emblem, then maybe he'll get around to KH2 at some point, then all he'll have left is the original Dragon Warrior and Super Mario Bros. 2 to beat and he'll have finished every game he's ever owned.

But...why is purchasing a game involved inn this "beat every game I own" plan? It seems like that would just make your job harder.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:49 pm

The Robo D Monkey wrote: But...why is purchasing a game involved inn this "beat every game I own" plan? It seems like that would just make your job harder.

... because the idea of a FFIV remake makes me far too happy.

Damien wrote:Maybe I should buy you another game and foil this crazy plan!

I'd like FFIII DS please.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:50 pm

SHI-ITE!
I forgot, I haven't finished Okami or God Of War II.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:16 pm

Come back when you have proof of finishing them.

Jeff 2G6 · Post by **Jeff 2G6** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:27 pm

Yi stop changing the topic. THe topic is Garbo bitching at me. Go!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:10 pm

You know what, upon watching Spidey 2 and 3 again, I've changed my mind. J. Jonah Jameson needs his own film. He was an absolute scene stealer.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:13 pm

He is probably the best cast part in the entire series.

Entr0pi3 · Post by **Entr0pi3** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:56 pm

Ahah, yeah, he's just great

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:26 pm

Jeff 2G6 wrote:Yi stop changing the topic. THe topic is Garbo bitching at me. Go!

garbo is a fag. I hope he thrusts a dildo up his ass and dies from a wound infection.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:33 pm

Is Garbo actually a fag, or is everyone just cracking out the gay jokes again?

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:46 pm

Don't lump Garbo with the gays, that'd be insulting to the homosexuals. Joei is awesome.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:18 pm

Joei is awesome, yes...

... but I still wanna know.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:19 pm

No one knows for sure.

Cid · Post by **Cid** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:14 pm

Damien wrote:I wouldn't say no if Kirsten Dunst wanted to suck it

You'll sing a different tune when her snaggletooth sinks into your dick.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:59 pm

The RDM doubts such an event would cause much singing.

Probably some crying, though.

And screaming.

And flailing madly.

And bleeding.