LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

[Fei Ayanami]

At least I could easily tell what it was supposed to be at that time.

[Mitsurugi CP]

This year in non-cat history:

1759: Martha Dandridge Custis, 18 months after being widowed and inheriting a massive estate, remarries to George Washington. The couple was unable to conceive any children, and all but one of her children from her first marriage died before reaching adulthood. Her only surviving son, John Park Custis, died of typhus following the Battle of Yorktown in 1781 while serving as an aide-de-camp to his stepfather.

[Vibing_V]

I'm here to eat spaghetti and win, and I'm all out of spaghetti!

[Fei Ayanami]

Sounds like a failure on all fronts then!

[Vibing_V]

I have no idea of what you speak

[Mitsurugi CP]

Spaghetti history, 1759: In 267 years, Vibes will run out of spaghetti

[Fei Ayanami]

Spaghetti history 2540: The world’s last spaghetti is eaten.

Spaghetti history 2554: The last person with any memory of spaghetti dies.

[Damien]

[Vibing_V]

:sadspaghetti

[Lord Golbez]

Spaghetti history 2540: The world’s last spaghetti is eaten.

Spaghetti history 2554: The last person with any memory of spaghetti dies.

The difference in years here is frightening

[Damien]

Remember when the ranks had names?

[Lord Golbez]

Yeah, when do we get some new ones?

[WaWard]

In 1759 AD, cats aboard British ships on the St. Lawrence River kept the rats out of the food stores during the siege of Quebec. Sailors treated them as good-luck charms, certain they could sense storms and victory. When the battle was won, the cats stayed on, and their descendants prowled the barns of New France for generations.

Wow, a fake cat history lesson about my homeland

[Fei Ayanami]

New rank suggestion Last Spaghetti

[Damien]

The spaghetti is what made me think of rank names

[WaWard]

Last spaghetti to be eaten wins