Countdown to Tav Gets Laid 2004

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:24 am

Direct her to Jub.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:24 am

You're a big poser.

Trevelyan · Post by **Trevelyan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:27 am

we don't need dames!

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:19 am

clearly we need more cocks

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:39 am

There are far too many cocks in this thread already.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:46 am

haha, the tavaryn advice thread

Tyr · Post by **Tyr** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:10 pm

Now what you gotta do,
If you wanna get a kiss,
Is act real smooth,
And make your move like this.

*yawn**Put arm around*

Oh, I see!

So, if I take your advice,
And make your patented move,
My chances for love,
Will slightly improve.

*Yawn**Put arm around*

Hee hee hee!

Now what's that rule?

Play it coooool.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:13 pm

Cybernetic Empire wrote:
Lord Golbez wrote:
Cybernetic Empire wrote:
tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.
Dump this girl immediately. She just wants to be friends.
Because only people who are easy are worth your time.
Because that's what I said.

Might as well have. It was weak. Someone who just wants to be friends isn't going to want to sleep in bed with you, regardless of whether anything else is going to happen.

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:36 pm

Questionmarktarius wrote:Call me crazy, but I trust Jubes more when it comes to 'shy girls'

Are you implying Jubs is shy?

Trevelyan · Post by **Trevelyan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:35 pm

Patchingko wrote:
Questionmarktarius wrote:Call me crazy, but I trust Jubes more when it comes to 'shy girls'
Are you implying Jubs is shy?

yessir

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:36 pm

I never would have guessed!

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:49 pm

The shy spider lures in the flies.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:00 pm

Spiders and flies....makes me think of Trigun.

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:36 pm

There are many matters about which I'm shy, and I like to play coy about other matters.

j0hn Ayanami · Post by **j0hn Ayanami** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:31 am

Vibing_V wrote:The shy spider lures in the flies.

.... so true.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:02 am

Slitty slutty sluts.

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:03 am

It's ok, I'm really shy too.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:05 am

I'm shy too.

Love me!

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:06 am

I never got any, even though she came over tonight until 2. I blame you guys. Well, not really, I guess it's my fault. Maybe hers.

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:08 am

Yeah, it really is your own fault that you have no game, Tav.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:10 am

Your girlfriend wins. She doesn't want you seeing her sloppy poon.

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:19 am

Patchingko wrote:It's ok, I'm really shy too.

Not too shy to post pics of your dangling dong on the internet...

Cybernetic Empire · Post by **Cybernetic Empire** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:47 am

We have Boy George avatars? *win*

Undine · Post by **Undine** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:50 pm

Vibing_V wrote:
Patchingko wrote:It's ok, I'm really shy too.
Not too shy to post pics of your dangling dong on the internet...

It wasn't exactly dangling in the pic with the pop can

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:17 pm

o.

Undine is interested in Rekki's pics

j0hn Ayanami · Post by **j0hn Ayanami** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:11 pm

tavaryn wrote:I never got any, even though she came over tonight until 2. I blame you guys. Well, not really, I guess it's my fault. Maybe hers.

ROFL With that avatar I think you are neil, even though he hasn't used it in 100 years.

Maigraith · Post by **Maigraith** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:35 pm

Undine wrote:
Vibing_V wrote:
Patchingko wrote:It's ok, I'm really shy too.
Not too shy to post pics of your dangling dong on the internet...
It wasn't exactly dangling in the pic with the pop can

Hey was it the same pic with the name of some girl written on the side of it?!

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:46 pm

tav u silly boi

Undine · Post by **Undine** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:00 pm

Maigraith wrote:
Undine wrote:
Vibing_V wrote:
Patchingko wrote:It's ok, I'm really shy too.
Not too shy to post pics of your dangling dong on the internet...
It wasn't exactly dangling in the pic with the pop can
Hey was it the same pic with the name of some girl written on the side of it?!

Hell if I know, the only one I saw was the one he cropped for his av at SR

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:01 pm

haha! you have an art avatar

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:24 pm

Undine wrote:
Maigraith wrote:
Undine wrote:
Vibing_V wrote:
Patchingko wrote:It's ok, I'm really shy too.
Not too shy to post pics of your dangling dong on the internet...
It wasn't exactly dangling in the pic with the pop can
Hey was it the same pic with the name of some girl written on the side of it?!
Hell if I know, the only one I saw was the one he cropped for his av at SR

You mean the one with "Squarerealm" written on the side of it?

And I'm still shy... just not shy about some things.

Raederle · Post by **Raederle** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:23 pm

Jubilation wrote:There are many matters about which I'm shy, and I like to play coy about other matters.

She's not shy when it comes to fishing.

Oversoul · Post by **Oversoul** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:19 am

Vibing_V wrote:The shy spider lures in the flies.

"It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly."

-George Bernard Shaw

Trevelyan · Post by **Trevelyan** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:30 am

women =

j0hn Ayanami · Post by **j0hn Ayanami** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:22 am

Trev is correct.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:24 am

I don't know, but I've been told: a big-legged woman ain't got no soul

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:25 am

But if you eat them after sex then... no more sex!

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:18 am

Eating a woman out after sex?

Garbo · Post by **Garbo** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:25 am

What you should do is never, ever let her find out about this place or this thread.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:48 am

yeah bring her to irc

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:14 am

Patchingko wrote:Eating a woman out after sex?

Undine · Post by **Undine** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:32 am

Doom wrote:yeah bring her to irc

rofl

Raederle · Post by **Raederle** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:43 pm

Gawd, I'm gonna have a repeat of Saturday thanks to this thread.

Plaztik · Post by **Plaztik** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:55 pm

mang....Tav is gonna be sóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó dead when his gf finds out about this thread

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:01 pm

Plaztik wrote:mang....Tav is gonna be sóóóóóóóóóóóóóóó dead when his gf finds out about this thread

I don't even think she knows that this forum exists, so it's all good

Plaztik · Post by **Plaztik** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:01 pm

that's what she wants you to think!

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:52 am

Doom wrote:yeah bring her to irc

greatest idea ever

and I'm shy in a cute n' cuddly kinda way1!!

Leftover · Post by **Leftover** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:07 am

-penis for tav

Plaztik · Post by **Plaztik** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:05 pm

Ward wrote:
Doom wrote:yeah bring her to irc

greatest idea ever

and I'm shy in a cute n' cuddly kinda way1!!

you're on irc?

Trevelyan · Post by **Trevelyan** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

isildur wrote:
Patchingko wrote:Eating a woman out after sex?

Square Gamer

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