Topic 004: Metrosexuals - Renaissance Men/Corporate Whores?

Dara · Post by **Dara** » Fri May 27, 2005 8:33 pm

It is a free country.

I'm enjoying my masculinity, but it's a thing fraught with the dangers of political correctness. I think problems arise for us menfolk when we feel uncomfortable in our manness.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:22 am

spiffy's a guy?

Kage · Post by **Kage** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:47 am

I don't think being a man will ever be unfashionable.

Dude_Man · Post by **Dude_Man** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:39 am

I had to google "metrosexual" for this one... and I have drawn some conclusions.
1. If you spend more than 30 minutes getting ready to go anywhere, you have too much free time. Get a goddamned job. Or second job.

2. If clothing expense are equal to or greater than 500$(us) you have too much frickin' money. Send it to me, I'll find a good use for it.

3. If a man wears make-up for any purpose other than to conceal unsightly and horrendous scars/wounds/boils/pustules/etc. he's going to look like big damned retard

4. It's a disheartening vapidity and demoralizing trend towards judgement based on appearance rather than judgement based on who a person is. It's a shame, a waste, and a total distraction from important things such as videogames, beer consumption, and weeklong photoshop binges.

Yeah. So my final verdict is: I don't care. As long as I don't have to talk to an irritating asswipe who's too scared to take the hot beef express train to homoville.

And as for my own personal glamour, I own approximately seventeen t-shirts, 10 pairs of jeans, and comfy sneakers most of which I've owned since high school. In exchange I have a badass computer, a badass TV, a big pile o' videogames and friends who don't suck. It's all about priorities

I'm ugly. All my friends are ugly. My girlfriend's ugly too. Problem? You know who to blow

Mitsurugi · Post by **Mitsurugi** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:59 pm

the 3rd child wrote:I used to and still do from time to time wear girls jeans. Does that make me metrosexual?

Don't feel bad, i dressed up as a girl for holloween 11 years ago:D. Btw i was 10 tho

. Haven't done it since, now i'm a hippy.

Dude man: Discrimation is a harsh thing that's not going to go away soon. Women are getting boob jobs like crazy, what is it for? And one has to look like a model to get anywere in life. I'm not looking like orlando bloom

. But the future can look like anything, i just hope discrimation, metrosexuals, and alot of other things are just fads and will dissapear.

Blue Nocturne · Post by **Blue Nocturne** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:03 am

I own two pairs of civilian clothes, and 80 articles of camouflaged clothing. Does that make me metrosexual?

Selma · Post by **Selma** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:26 pm

Crab people!!! Crab people!!!

Proteus4 · Post by **Proteus4** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:54 pm

An ex-gf had a metrosexual friend a while back. I remember sitting with them and this other girl talking about sex and such. When he said... "I could never have sex with a virgin... I wouldn't want to hurt someone."

At that point... I saw right through him. It is the same with most metrosexual guys I have met afterwords. Seems like a clever ploy to get sex. The girls I was with were saying how sweet that was and I just kept thinking... "Ohh my god... has it come to this for us guys".

I definitely believe in keeping good hygiene and maintaining a good state of being but crap like that makes me laugh.

Square Gamer

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