Are we dead yet?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:41 pm

I'm not dead.

Henchman #2 · Post by **Henchman #2** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:10 pm

Is it possible one of us is dead but lives on through some sort of AI / algorithm / scheduled post system?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:11 pm

LG has been an algorithm for 18ish years now.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:13 pm

The MeTEAo script.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:52 am

Henchman #2 wrote:Is it possible one of us is dead but lives on through some sort of AI / algorithm / scheduled post system?

This happens mostly on Twitter or Facebook though.

I don't think buffer, hootsuite, etc are compatible with SG?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:37 am

Another Friday. Not yet dead

Henchman #2 · Post by **Henchman #2** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:21 pm

*checks blackened heart* Nah, speak for yourself.

eightman · Post by **eightman** » Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:44 pm

Just because its black doesn't mean its not alive. Tut tut

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:36 am

Not dead yet, but not sure for how long: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s ... n_20170406

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:56 am

Not dead here either.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:09 pm

I'm a little disconcerted that a missile attack is the action Trump has received the most across-the-board positive reinforcement for.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:21 pm

smeared ink wrote:I'm a little disconcerted that a missile attack is the action Trump has received the most across-the-board positive reinforcement for.

Bingo.

The RDM is very concerned about this. Seems that the Trump administration was sitting on the tried-and-true Republican strategy of waiting for something bad to happen so they could blow stuff up. For some reason, in the U.S., dramatically blowing stuff up after something bad happens causes Republican presidential popularity to skyrocket without fail. Happened with Reagan and Bush the Second, to the detriment of literally the entire world.
The big danger now is that by pseudo-competently hanging out while he lets all the retired military officials in his administration run a (literally illegal) military operation Trump will start to appear more and more like a normal Republican president, renowned as they are for their ability to hire people who tell people to kill people. People will start to ignore the massive incompetence and corruption of the administration in general, its outright malevolent immigration, budgetary and tax policies, and his approval numbers will skyrocket like a common George Bush, making reelection all-but inevitable.
The other big danger is, you know, a war.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:37 pm

I wonder if his strategy is to spend so much money on war that he can't afford to build a wall after all?

That and to justify his travel ban.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:46 pm

He's certainly going to use any military action as justification for his cut-everything-but-defense budget. The RDM doesn't see him trying to back out of the wall, though. Dude is married to that stupid thing.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:50 pm

He could still find a way to justify this on the short term.
And then ask people to vote for him again so he can promise to build it during his second term.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:51 pm

"We're gonna build part of a wall! Sure, they can walk right around the end of it. That's why you need to reelect me. Then we're going to build a wall again!"

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:08 pm

Anyway, the current events are a great way to make sure no one pays attention to this: http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/04/politics/ ... index.html

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:43 am

We're actually checking in to the wrong thread

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:17 pm

It's good to check in multiple places just to be sure.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:37 pm

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:10 pm

We've slipped

Who isn't dead yet?

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:12 pm

too many people dying around waward in January.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:20 pm

Only counts as SGWorthy if it's somebody who's previously posted in this thread.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:48 pm

Cold.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:34 pm

Important update: I’m not dead (yet).

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:45 am

I think this thread is unironically more important these days D:

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:54 pm

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:35 pm

Checking in

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:52 pm

still doing

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:36 pm

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:50 pm

Son: plays outside, comes in, touches soup ingredients without washing his hands.

definitely dead.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:32 pm

RIP ward

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:07 pm

Does coronavirus survive a soup seasoning? SCIENCE IS FAILING ME AGAIN

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:02 am

Some people haven’t posted in this thread for over two years

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:07 am

Just learned someone at work got tested yesterday for it

Great

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:36 am

The real question is the outcome of the test!!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:26 pm

smeared ink wrote: The real question is the outcome of the test!!

That's not a question. That's an answer. The answer to the thread title.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:53 pm

They take 6 days to process. I won't know until I infect everyone else.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:35 pm

GRATE

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:55 pm

Apprentice at work thought he had it today so phoned the NHS non emergency number. Turns out he's just got a bit of a cough. probably smoking too much weed at home

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:08 pm

it's ok, we should all behave like we have coronavirus

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:13 pm

Cough on people and die?

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:43 pm

smeared ink wrote:Cough on people and die?

How to behave like you have coronavirus.

Pretend you don't have coronavirus and go cough on everything.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:01 pm

Be sure to enjoy a few buffets!

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:13 pm

Don't forget to also go to the beach and areas with alot of people

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:58 am

Damien wrote:Apprentice at work thought he had it today so phoned the NHS non emergency number. Turns out he's just got a bit of a cough. probably smoking too much weed at home

If they take 6 days to process how do you know he doesn't have it?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:23 am

He didn’t take a test. He had a phone assessment and they told him that he didn’t have the right symptoms.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:11 pm

That sounds kind of dumb. Some people get mild symptoms. He should still probably self-quarantine.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:15 pm

I’m not dead yet.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:14 am

Nor I, according to leading philosophers.