LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:23 pm

What kind of job you looking for?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:48 pm

Anything that won't drive me insane.
Problem is there's slim pickings around here. Seems to be loads of silly jobs, like 1 day a week, or temporary for four whole exciting days.

I'm kinda relying on getting some Xmas temp work at some big shop, then hoping it'll go well enough I'll get permanent employment.

It's that or international drug baron.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:26 am

I made the best apple pie I've ever had yesterday. This is a bad thing, as it's also extremely addictive, as this pie chart will demonstrate:

OK, so two other people had pie, too. The point is, it's really freaking good.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:58 am

haha!
When you Posting us one of those then?

And Yuka. Good luck! Let us know how it goes

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:56 pm

Cheers. I definitely need it.

In other boring Yuka news, a fuse blew yesterday taking away the upstairs power, so I've spent most of the day playing Resident Evil 5 downstairs on my housemates standard definition TV. Unreadable text!

I've now got all 50 achievements. Now I never want to see it again in my life. My housemates all passed by laughing at me raging as I died for the 15th time.

I'm hungry. Time for a KFC. I'm gambling with my digestive system, but fuck it, those toasted twisters are gorgeous.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:10 am

Damien wrote:haha!
When you Posting us one of those then?

Well, that would mean sending you guys food that wasn't crappy.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:50 am

It'd probably be pretty crappy by the time it got here

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:55 am

Well, after the rough treatment at the hands of low-pay postal service employees, it'd probably look more like a cobbler than a pie by the time you guys got it.

But it'd be the best cobbler you ever tasted straight out of a shipping box.

Also, I felt bad about eating all that pie, so I had a salad instead, today.

Mixed greens wrapped in a cucumber slice, topped with feta and pine nuts, and honey mustard dressing.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:38 am

That's a snack, right? That'd never fill me up.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:53 am

What the fuck's a cobbler?

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:51 am

Cobbler:

Pie:

Cobbler is basically pie when you don't feel like making the pie crust. Instead, you use a strudel-like topping. So if I shipped you the pie, it would transform into cobbler during shipping.

Yuka wrote:That's a snack, right? That'd never fill me up.

Yeah, but a visually appealing snack.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:28 am

It's a big plate for something so small. I'd have stuck it in an eggcup or something.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:57 am

So a cobbler is like a crumble?

Cybernetic Empire · Post by **Cybernetic Empire** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:16 pm

No a crumble is like a cobbler.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:34 am

Yuka wrote:It's a big plate for something so small. I'd have stuck it in an eggcup or something.

It's filling most of the plate. Looks to me like it's filling everything except the elevated border area. That's not to say you can't put food on the border area, but I wouldn't call the plate too big if that's the only space that's not being used.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:03 pm

Onoez! I let Golbez win for a week!

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:22 am

I was waiting to see if he'd break your record, but I guess I'll have to wait a little longer.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:45 am

Dunno how I missed it really. SG being even more dead than usual must have thrown me off the scent

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:07 am

It was all those new threads that bumped it down on the front page.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:16 pm

All 2 of them

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:52 pm

Oh noes, just realised I missed page 42

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:44 am

Well you're just going to have to help us spam another 20 pages, aren't you!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:55 pm

Somewhere in my house...

... is one of these. It escaped and now we haven't a clue where the hell it is. It's a baby, so it's tiny, and a nippy bugger, so it moves pretty fast and could be anywhere on the ground floor.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:12 pm

SNAAAAAAKE!
Check under boxes!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:14 pm

Speaking of SNAAAAKE... when I went downstairs last night for some snackage at 4am my housemate was playing MGS2.

And he was terrible. I can't watch other people play videogames. It makes me angry. But he was really bad. I had to walk him through it until I got too annoyed and left. No coordination whatsoever.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:31 pm

What a prick!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:00 pm

Yeah. Couldn't aim a Nikita rocket for shit.

Still, since my other housemate has brought his PSone and PS2 with him, I can now nick several of his games that I wanted to play.
We were speculating yesterday on when SE will remake FF7. We concluded that it would be after FF8 just for the annoyance factor.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:53 am

I'd prefer newer games to be worked on more than loads of remakes tbh.
You know they're going to gay VII up like Advent Children when they finally do remake it

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:33 pm

We found the tiny snake!

And now there's more. We've got 15 now. And I spent a couple of hours last night playing with Javva the Cunt, since I've never held a snake much before.

Also, I watched a boa devour a big fucking rat. It was incredible. They're actually really fascinating.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:34 pm

Yuka wrote:We found the tiny snake!

And now there's more. We've got 15 now. And I spent a couple of hours last night playing with Javva the Cunt, since I've never held a snake much before.

Also, I watched a boa devour a big fucking rat. It was incredible. They're actually really fascinating.

You're into snakes now then?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:36 pm

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Stop trying it on with me

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:39 pm

I'll just crawl under your sofa, and you won't be able to resist

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:31 am

Yuka wrote:We found the tiny snake!

And now there's more. We've got 15 now.

Because the one little snake was pregnant, or because you guys picked up a buttload of snake?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:44 am

Nah, just a fuckload appeared. My housemate is starting his own reptile pet store with his friend, so most of the snakes they acquire end up in his room while their warehouse is still being built.

One of them is gonna give birth to babies worth about £500 each. That's pretty damn impressive I must say.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:48 am

How is babby formed?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:02 pm

Well, when a man snake and a lady snake love each other very much, they sort of coil up around each other, something magical happens... and then they have to be separated before they try and eat each other.

Just like real life!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:07 pm

Are you getting a cut of the peas then?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:53 pm

Nope. I'm not part of the business, unless they really need someone to do a bit of tidying every now and again.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:13 pm

You should dteal some snakes and start up a rival snakery!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:10 pm

It'd be terrible. I don't know anything about snakes.

Besides, I'm still waiting to hear if I'm gonna be a phone drone down at Phones4u. It's only been 2 days since they last rang and I'm already getting paranoid.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:50 pm

Happy Hallowmas Eve!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:14 pm

Happy day after Halloween

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:57 am

Also known as "let's see if your fat ass can resist half-price candy" day.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:06 am

I looked, but couldn't find any

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:38 pm

Mitsurugi CP wrote:Also known as "let's see if your fat ass can resist half-price candy" day.

I already have too much candy because I didn't get any trick or treaters. Next year I won't bother getting any.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:42 pm

I found 50p Halloween cakes today

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:16 am

Hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing, 1,2,3...

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:00 am

SG died

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:50 pm

What happened? I managed to get into the ACP and I think it was a problem with the blogs but I didn't have the authority to disable it.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:30 pm

I dunno. Luke was going to look at it yesterday night, but it started working again before he did