American Food

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:14 pm

A few months ago [google]Mitsurugi CP[/google] spent quite a lot of money sending this package of delightful food to our little island.

So far, only two of the items have been eaten.

Little meat sticks:
-Main ingrediant - Pig Hearts
-Feels like - plastic
-Tates like - heart flavour plastic
-Gag grade - 9/10

Rise Krispie Treats
-Just like our very own [google]Rice Krispie Squares[/google], only ten times as sweet, 10 times as sugary, and 20 times as bad for you.
-Gag grade - 3/10

Ooooooh! What to eat next?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:16 pm

Why do you have cans of cat food there? Also, Rice Krispie Treats are way better if you make them on your own instead of prepackaged, but probably still equally unhealthy.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:17 pm

What's that yellow stuff in the clear bags?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:21 pm

It looks like it says "Apples," which confuses me.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:45 pm

Yeah, those meat sticks are nasty.

It is, indeed, dehydrated apples. Those things will make you crap your pants if you eat too many (which is probably why they design them to be unbearable after the first three rings).

Try the canned ham and crackers next. And be sure to drink the ham juice! In the wilderness, we waste no food!

EDIT: If you like applesauce with lots of added sugar, you should eat the applesauce tubes next.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:16 pm

Oh! It's canned ham? Well, that's not much better anyway, I guess.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:50 pm

Cats probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference

The cranberries were split open so I had a few of them. They were better than the other shit we tried

Will go for the apple sauce next

Eldaron · Post by **Eldaron** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:42 am

Not fair.

America, spanning a continent's width has a lot of variation in local food staples.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:01 am

Not really. American food is composed of mostly three ingredients: High-fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, and salt.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:51 am

What about hippie food?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:09 am

Wow

And there's me thinking this was all the food America had to offer

bsd · Post by **bsd** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:16 am

Screw that. Sending food from America to England is pointless. Send English food here!
Mmm... Cadbury... flavored marshmallows... pasties... Strongbow!

People look at me funny when I say I miss English food.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:14 am

bsd wrote:Screw that. Sending food from America to England is pointless. Send English food here!
Mmm... Cadbury... flavored marshmallows... pasties... Strongbow!

People look at me funny when I say I miss English food.

Strongbow and Jaffa Cakes

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:38 pm

But I can get Jaffa Cakes here.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:47 pm

Mitsurugi CP wrote:But I can get Jaffa Cakes here.

sendsendsendsnendnnsnsdnsd!!!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:36 pm

Mitsurugi CP wrote:What about hippie food?

Hippie food is not American food, like, almost ever.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:00 pm

Anybody else want to send us some exaples of American food then?

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:32 pm

bsd wrote:Screw that. Sending food from America to England is pointless. Send English food here!
Mmm... Cadbury... flavored marshmallows... pasties... Strongbow!

People look at me funny when I say I miss English food.

Come to SG house and I bet Damien would be delighted to shotgun some Strongbow with you

Brody · Post by **Brody** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:43 pm

Ive been addicted to rice krispie treats for the last two weeks and dont know why.

Ever tried Arby's?

goulash?

bsd · Post by **bsd** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:13 pm

Strongbow is on my top 10 most-missed list regarding Europe. When I want cider here, I have to drink Woodchuck. Oh god the watery oversweetness.

When I drink it, I'm thinking of Strongbow. Shhhh.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:35 am

There's always K, which happens to be English: http://www.kcider.com/

bsd · Post by **bsd** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:06 am

Yeah one of my friends was praising K the other day, but the places I go out to never seem to have it. I'm on the lookout for it though.

Bazz · Post by **Bazz** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:10 am

Lord Golbez wrote:Why do you have cans of cat food there?.

You'er a fool and liar!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:48 pm

Questionmarktarius wrote:There's always K, which happens to be English: http://www.kcider.com/

That's a tramps drink

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:02 pm

And?
Americans drink like tramps.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:00 pm

Special Brew

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:41 am

Strongbow is an entry level drink for 14 year olds getting into Alcohol for the first time.

Undine · Post by **Undine** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:20 pm

I guess you don't have Rez, Loaded Soda or Smirnoff Ice over there

Strongbow = ZOMG IMPORT FTW

!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:41 pm

Undine wrote:I guess you don't have Rez, Loaded Soda or Smirnoff Ice over there

Strongbow = ZOMG IMPORT FTW !

We had Smirnoff Ice over here long before you and it's a lot nicer here too

And Yuka, Strongbow is good. Bacardi Breezers is what the 14 year olds

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:56 pm

I've moved onto Leffe beer and Sambucca shots.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:58 pm

Good for you.
Do you steal the Leffe glasses?

Did you download my Last FM songs btw?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:06 pm

No, no glasses.

I downloaded a whole bunch of Last FM rar's, so I need to go through them all before I get back to everyone.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:54 pm

yuka wrote:Strongbow is an entry level drink for 14 year olds getting into Alcohol for the first time.

Anything that is described as a "Hard (whatever)" is, by its very nature, a panz drink. It defeats one of the points of having an alcoholic beverage in the first place, unless you're a lightweight or something...

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:54 pm

Mitsurugi CP wrote:
yuka wrote:Strongbow is an entry level drink for 14 year olds getting into Alcohol for the first time.
Anything that is described as a "Hard (whatever)" is, by its very nature, a panz drink. It defeats one of the points of having an alcoholic beverage in the first place, unless you're a lightweight or something...

What's hard got to do with Strongbow?

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:23 am

Strongbow is a hard cider, isn't it?

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:57 am

Intoxication is a destination, not a journey.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:29 am

It can be both if you play your cards wrong.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:08 am

Mitsurugi CP wrote:Strongbow is a hard cider, isn't it?

No.
It's not.
Strongbow super is and you only ever see it in the hands of tramps.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:26 am

I went off Strongbow when I mixed it with Vodka once, drank a lot, and woke up in hospital.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:40 am

yuka wrote:I went off Strongbow when I mixed it with Vodka once, drank a lot, and woke up in hospital.

Haha. Win Win Win

You should drink 'bow on a Megabus, it'll put you right back onto it

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:12 pm

Ones! I'm down to my last bag of Gatorade

More food plz

*bump*

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:06 am

They have Strongbow here now. In like every bar.

And Budweiser makes an ale now.

The world has gone mad.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:23 am

I wanna try American Strongbow!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:00 am

It's the same. Just with a woman in a bikini on the bottle.

But not really.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:00 am

It's the same. Just with a woman in a bikini on the bottle.

But not really.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:54 am

Bollocks to bottles, it's all about cans

Do you have [google]Strongbow Super[/google] yet? Or [google]Strongbow Sirrus[/google]? Or [google]Jacques Cider[/google]?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:41 pm

Wow old topic is old.

I tried drinking cider the other day, after a 4 year absense. It still tastes like vomit.

I don't think I'll ever be able to drink it again.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:11 pm

That's a shame

Have you tried [google]Kopparberg[/google] at all?

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:25 am

I haven't, no.
I tried quite a few strange ales on Monday though, couldn't tell you their names.

Etch · Post by **Etch** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:49 am

http://www.drakescakesonline.com/

Yodels, Ring Dings, and Funny bones are the best three of the lot. You should buy em. You'll love em. If you don't love them, there's something wrong with you.