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Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:26 am

Hopefully you found it by sight first and not by smell, because that can get truly awful.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:15 am

2 pages until #stats

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:08 am

Labor Day is over.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:12 am

smeared ink wrote:Meanwhile, Charlemagne+++, just trust me on this.

I want to know more about this.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:14 am

Calbrena wrote:Labor Day is over.

:<

I’m the only one on my team at work this week and it’s a release week
I’ll try not to go crazy

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:28 am

Damien wrote:
smeared ink wrote:Spreadsheets naturally tend towards nonsense.

What nonsense are you being presented with?
Data for all of the Ministry of Justice and Home Office’s electricity, gas and water supplies since 2015.

Sounds like fun. Why is it even on Excel though? And what are you supposed to do with it?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:45 am

The Boy found it when he woke up.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:55 am

In his bed like a mafia threat?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:03 pm

Probably. The cats trying to send him a message.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:04 pm

Calbrena wrote:
Damien wrote:
smeared ink wrote:Spreadsheets naturally tend towards nonsense.

What nonsense are you being presented with?
Data for all of the Ministry of Justice and Home Office’s electricity, gas and water supplies since 2015.
Sounds like fun. Why is it even on Excel though? And what are you supposed to do with it?

It's boring. It's on Excel because for some bizarre reason, the shoddy software is still universal business standard.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:18 pm

It Excel-erates our productivity!!!

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:19 pm

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:30 pm

That's not what that gum is called!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:52 pm

Is it called Excel somewhere?

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:03 pm

What? That’s totally what that gum is called.

EDIT: Wait, Excel is called Eclipse in Trumptown??

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:20 pm

It's called Extra here.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:30 pm

How are you supposed to excel-erate your breath with products like that?!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:33 pm

Give extra get extra

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:45 pm

Actually hold up, we’ve always had Extra and Excel here, so they’re not the same thing.

Eclipse on the other hand...

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:48 pm

In 775 AD, Charlemagne fights more Saxon Wars and Baghdad becomes the largest city in the world, taking the lead from Chang'an, capital of China. Wait, wasn’t Baghdad just founded in a recent history lesson? I guess it wasn’t founded on an empty plot of land.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:52 pm

smeared ink wrote:Actually hold up, we’ve always had Extra and Excel here, so they’re not the same thing.

Eclipse on the other hand...

That pack design you've posted looks like Extra to me. Are they both Wrigley's in Canada?

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:00 pm

Yeah I think they’re both Wrigley’s. Apparently Extra has this crappy design now.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:13 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Eclipse is a brand of chewing gum and breath mint, first introduced in the U.S. by the Wrigley Company in 1999 as its first entrant into the pellet gum segment. However, it was modeled after Excel in Canada, which was launched in 1991, eight years before Eclipse was launched.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:24 pm

Oh snap! So excel just doesn't exist here? Gum shenanigans abounding.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:35 pm

In Trumptown, it's called incel.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:44 pm

Gum Hot Topic.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:05 pm

Lord Golbez wrote:In Trumptown, it's called incel.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:43 pm

Everything is called incep in Trumptown.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:56 pm

Microsoft Incel

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:58 pm

Lord Golbez wrote:That does seem like a good spot for it. Maybe we hit it in October with summer slump and all.

Golbez’s page 700 prediction for page 777 is looking quite pessimistic now.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:04 pm

There's still time for the site to go down for a month.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:40 pm

There was no true summer slump because I didn't go on holiday!

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:42 pm

We had a little bit of a slump, but we got better.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:44 pm

Summer slumps and winter wins.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:05 pm

I was expecting at least a couple months summer slump. Last year we had 3-4 months of slump. This year we had maybe a couple weeks.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:21 pm

Why is SG so super active in 2018

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:40 pm

#irony

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:46 pm

YOU MURDERER

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:57 am

REDRUM

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:28 am

Because it's easier to be active on SG than in real life?

Finally cooking my weekly lunches. woooo~

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:03 am

smeared ink wrote:Why is SG so super active in 2018

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:41 am

Just watched the Adventure Time finale

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:49 am

I've never seen an adventire time.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:17 am

Are we on 777 yet?

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:44 am

Looks like I'll probably miss 777 since it's a long day tomorrow. Early 777~

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:49 am

I don't think we'll make it to 777 tomorrow (today) anyway. Thursday!

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:30 am

Thursday seems like the most likely.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:44 am

Friday would be better, but Thursday is ok.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:56 am

We're not even on 776 yet , so 777 today seems like a stretch.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:11 am

I still reckon Thursday.