Countdown to Tav Gets Laid 2004

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:30 pm

Blah, apparently tav's gf isn't staying the night on Friday so he's chickening out. What a loser... got all pussied up when I said it was time to bust out the rope.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:33 pm

and hang himself?

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:35 pm

Tav's gone and given the whole community blueballs. Thanks a lot, Tav.

fenroar · Post by **fenroar** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:52 pm

Helmholz wrote:
I think this thread has become 'Countdown 'til Everyone Gets Laid.'

With the aid of a calendar I have put my timer at 67 days

Kage · Post by **Kage** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:56 pm

It is about time I get my turn.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:18 pm

fenroar wrote:
Helmholz wrote:
I think this thread has become 'Countdown 'til Everyone Gets Laid.'

With the aid of a calendar I have put my timer at 67 days

That's kind of a long time.

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:24 pm

isildur wrote:Tav's gone and given the whole community blueballs. Thanks a lot, Tav.

Not my fault

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:53 pm

You're giving up. That, my friend, is your fault.

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:07 pm

By giving up, do you mean being told several times that she doesn't want to do anything? Oh.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:14 pm

That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:11 pm

Calbrena wrote:More like countdown til girls decide to organize an SG orgy

Why is it only us girls who don't get any?

Yeah right.

Vibing_V wrote:Because we have higher standards?

Plaztik · Post by **Plaztik** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:29 pm

TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.

listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:36 pm

that or shiny things

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:39 pm

tavaryn wrote:By giving up, do you mean being told several times that she doesn't want to do anything? Oh.

You won't get anywhere in life adhering to the "no means no" mentality.

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:59 pm

Yes, by adopting that attitude you can go places. Like prison!

Tyr · Post by **Tyr** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:24 pm

He'll get sex all he wants in prison!

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:50 pm

Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything

Well, that would actually work

(and it's much cheaper than the shiny option...

)
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!

Plaz, no thnx

And Kneepads you don't count, your standards are not higher, they're just unrealistic

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:50 pm

TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.

and

Doom wrote:that or shiny things

But you see, Tav has a trickier situation due to the bwnee actually being his girlfriend. If he bwns without sober consent she'll probably kick him in the nuts and spread rumours!

Though Tyr does have a good point..!

Undine · Post by **Undine** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:18 am

One of my friends/drinking buddies dated this one girl who never wanted to bown, and then he got all bitter and shit, and complained when he drank, then he moved to Ottawa.

So maybe it'll all work out if you get drunk then go to Ottawa.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:53 am

lim (standards) as x -> Doom = ∞

Patchingko · Post by **Patchingko** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:01 am

GF who's horny when you are > GF who's always horny > GF who's never horny.

Looks like you got the ass end of that inequality.

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:06 am

Doom wrote:lim (standards) as x -> Doom = ∞

This is bringing back memories of highschool math!

Wow, no wonder you're so hard 2 bwn. You're worse than me & Cal!

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:20 am

Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!

Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:01 am

It seems to me that unrealistic = high.

I don't know about Doom's math. I can't see how x would approach Doom. Isn't Doomness a sort of Dirac delta function? Is Doom something that one can get closer and closer to, but never uite reach. How has Doom reached being Doom then? Limits must be tossed out of this sir!

Cybernetic Empire · Post by **Cybernetic Empire** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:49 am

tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.

Dump this girl immediately. She just wants to be friends.

j0hn Ayanami · Post by **j0hn Ayanami** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:29 am

Cybernetic Empire wrote:
tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.
Dump this girl immediately. She just wants to be friends.

The girl obviously doesn't want a physical relationship. You do. Can only end in you cheating or rubbing yourself raw and killing her.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:48 am

Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything

Nah, it's just how I get them to go down on their best friend.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:55 am

Cybernetic Empire wrote:
tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.
Dump this girl immediately. She just wants to be friends.

Because only people who are easy are worth your time.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:00 am

Lord Golbez wrote:It seems to me that unrealistic = high.

I don't know about Doom's math. I can't see how x would approach Doom. Isn't Doomness a sort of Dirac delta function? Is Doom something that one can get closer and closer to, but never uite reach. How has Doom reached being Doom then? Limits must be tossed out of this sir!

Cybernetic Empire · Post by **Cybernetic Empire** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:42 am

Lord Golbez wrote:
Cybernetic Empire wrote:
tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.
Dump this girl immediately. She just wants to be friends.
Because only people who are easy are worth your time.

Because that's what I said.

She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night

It doesn't seem like a worthwhile relationship if all it's gonna be is tav sleeping in a friend's bed. Either have a real relationship or be friends.

Trevelyan · Post by **Trevelyan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:45 am

tavaryn wrote:
Calbrena wrote:
Plaztik wrote:
TheStrife wrote:That's where alcohol comes into the picture to change her mind.
listen to him...he knows what he's talking about
it's the only way he can get girls to do anything
Well, that would actually work (and it's much cheaper than the shiny option... )
I bet she doesn't mean no but she's just too shy to say yes openly so get her drunk and then she'll have a good excuse!
Nah, she means no. She's not a shy person. She's reiterated several times that nothing is going to happen. And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.

doesn't that fucking suck

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:50 am

tavaryn wrote:And by nothing, I mean all we would have done is cuddled all night, while she sleeps and I lay in an uncomfortable position, awake all night.

Hmmm... "friends" dont cuddle.
It may not seem like much, but it's something.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:51 am

Friends don't generally cuddle through the night, but they DO cuddle.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:53 am

Your friends scare me.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:56 am

I assume what's implied is the male/female friendship. In my experience many of those come with a great deal of hugs/cuddles/bullshit without any of the benefits that one cannot help but look forward to following such activities. Especially those that are built on one-on-one situations.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:01 am

there is a hell of alot of difference between "hug" and "cuddle"

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:06 am

The "/"s were not intended to indicate synonyms.

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:07 am

Nah you don't cuddle all night with someone who's gonna stay "just a friend". Brief hugs of greeting/parting, yes. Cuddling up in bed for the night, no. She's probably shy to take the first steps. You can't do anything about it except wait, and if you do dump her, make sure to lie and not let on it was about the sex (or lack thereof).

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:09 am

If she was simply shy to take the first steps, she would not inform him that such steps would never be successfully taken by either party.

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:11 am

Please clarify that, I don't follow.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:12 am

Jubilation wrote:She's probably shy to take the first steps.

You're full of beans.

How's that?

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:12 am

Maybe she's just overly prudish?

Could just be a litmus test. Say "not gonna happen" and see who stays around anyway, and who dumps her for an easier lay.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:15 am

Either way, she's a quick recipe for heartache with nothing orgasmic to remember her by.

Could just be a litmus test. Say "not gonna happen" and see who stays around anyway, and who dumps her for an easier lay.

She'll probably die alone and unsatisfied if that's her game.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:17 am

Call me crazy, but I trust Jubes more when it comes to 'shy girls'

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:18 am

You're crazy.

Questionmarktarius · Post by **Questionmarktarius** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:19 am

oh yeah

tavaryn · Post by **tavaryn** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:21 am

Questionmarktarius wrote:Maybe she's just overly prudish?

Could just be a litmus test. Say "not gonna happen" and see who stays around anyway, and who dumps her for an easier lay.

I'm hoping this is true.

Update: she decided to ditch tonight completely. Basis: she was too lazy to come back up here after leaving earlier, or something like that.

zsquared · Post by **zsquared** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:22 am

lies.

Jubilation · Post by **Jubilation** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:22 am

If she genuinely is she, then yes I imagine she is testing the water to see if you dump her for an easy lay. Luckily not all guys just go for the easy lay.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:23 am

Maybe she's into the girl-on-girl. Now that would be something.

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