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WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 12:52 am

Hello humans.

I have hacked this account.

Plz stop ramming cars into other humans intentionally

Signed, your lizard hollow earth Lords

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:08 am

Let's get rid of cars and also guns.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:55 am

Lord Golbez wrote:Let's get rid of cars and also guns.

We have noticed an increase of murder via constricting ever since banning spoons, therefore we do not recommend banning spoons.

Signed, your underground Lizard Lords

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:44 pm

No one's bitching about Joe Arpaio?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:09 am

I'm just tired, but yeah, I hate him.

gintanto · Post by **gintanto** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:44 am

I'll bitch about my bother's mother-in-law being under extensive review to get a 6-month visa to come over from China to look after their soon-to-be-born kid.

gintanto · Post by **gintanto** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:15 am

Ok I'll bitch about the Arpio business too. Trump just proved that he's willing to jump to the rescue applying national power to local issues to protect racist bastards like himself. If a bad cop "tough on crime" and praises Trump, they can expect a get-out-of-jail card.

I don't know much about Arpaio other than the blurbs I've read (and yeah I could go read more, but I'm tired of that for every single story that comes up) but if an Arizona court (state that leans Right) convicted the guy in a highly public trial, then it means he was probably guilty.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:45 am

Are you really 5 or is that fake news?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:37 am

Someone asked if he was 5 in LPTPW. He said yes. But it was a lie!

Fun part of the Sherrif Joe saga: Trump apparently tried to get the case dropped before it ever went to trial, was advised that would be inappropriate, so he just waited it out and pardoned the guy. Sort of like how he tried to get the Flynn case dropped ahead of time...and the investigation into himself dropped....

gintanto · Post by **gintanto** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:56 pm

Calbrena wrote:Are you really 5 or is that fake news?

Joei thought so. I figured he must be right.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:06 pm

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:01 am

Well it's another day of Trump being horrible. Let's see if we toss 800,000 people to the wolves.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:13 am

Good job on the media helping Trump paint Antifa as the bad guys. These idiots want to call themselves "the resistance" but all they do is tweet sass. They won't do shit when push comes to shove so gj pushing the people who actually will resist to the margins.

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:43 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonKGuS9uuQ

Honestly, with the daily toxic pro Trump shit I read I'm surprised Antifa even exists.

There's a much longer conversation there about the spectrum of pacifism versus action. Too passive and youre a naive asshole who is basically enabling criminals to kill countless people and youre probably a self righteous prick as millions die just because you yourself didnt get your hands dirty. Too far in the other direction and youre an indiscriminate serial killer who has no interest in ethics.

As much I might wish it otherwise The Punisher/Dexter doesnt exist. It seems no one can really straddle that perfect sweet spot of controlled violence targeted against evil.

I mean have you heard of even one real life vigilante that targets criminals?

[spoiler]Firefighters are fucking awesome[/spoiler]

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:00 pm

Wouldn't matter if there was because different groups would misrepresent and try to portray them on different lights based on agendas. Basically J. Jonah Jameson but there's a 1000 of him with about 3 or 4 different perspectives. The people with the same perspectives all reinforcing each other and criticizing the other Jamesons.

Also, it's kind of ridiculous to paint a group with one brush when all you have to do to be a member of the group is say you're a member of the group. The difference is the white supremacists are all white supremacists, whether they're attacking/killing people or not. Antifa are only all antifascist. They may all believe that violence is an option for fighting fascism, but that doesn't mean they're all breaking windows of Starbucks or whatever (god forbid they cross our corporate overlords though, even if that activity is pointless it's not even in the same ballpark of bad as Nazis running into people with cars.)

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:27 pm

It sucks ass that the 2 state troopers who died in a faulty helicopter were added to the charlottesville death toll.

Ive seen nothing to suggest the incident was even related. It might as well have been 50 miles away.

For that matter I think some people think antifa straight up murdered 3 people.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:25 am

The Fake News against Antifa is pretty hardcore right now. It's basically the mainstream perspective that Antifa is a giant murderous mob out to destroy all straight, white men. Because that even makes sense.

In other Fake News, the RDM saw a bunch of references to a Mosque in the Houston area that was refusing to allow non-Muslim refugees in for storm relief. Turns out said Mosque literally doesn't exist, and the picture of the Imam they were using is a guy who has never even been to Texas.

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:30 am

We tossed 800,000 people to the wolves.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:47 am

RDM wrote:In other Fake News, the RDM saw a bunch of references to a Mosque in the Houston area that was refusing to allow non-Muslim refugees in for storm relief.

This would make absolutely zero sense anyway. Whoever came up with that b*llsh*t clearly has no clue about how Islam works.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:05 pm

They're just trying to cover the Joel Osteen thing. And rile up generic anti-Muslim sentiment.

How about that disaster response from Trump, though? "Half the country is drowning or burning. Now is the time to kick out the children I don't like."

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:12 pm

Trump almost seems to be daring the liberals to revolt. Probably because he knows they won't. They'd rather come up with excuses not to, like "fighting evil is also evil."

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:19 pm

I enjoy bitter Golbez.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:21 pm

Trump making a deal with the Democrats and totally blindsiding the GOP is an amusing development.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:15 am

Lord Golbez wrote:Trump almost seems to be daring the liberals to revolt. Probably because he knows they won't. They'd rather come up with excuses not to, like "fighting evil is also evil."

We prefer to spend hours coming up with the most clever picket sign slogan we can because we're too self-interested to organize ourselves in a way that's actually productive.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:56 pm

How about that Ted Cruz?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:57 am

He's an idiot.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:51 pm

so uh

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:05 pm

Guns.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:28 pm

white man lone wolf mentally ill not terrorism

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:41 pm

Well the definition is loose, but if they’re holding off to see if it was politically motivated or religiously motivated before calling it terrorism I’m okay with it.

Gotta draw the line at a place that’s not white and brown.

Oh wait that’s rifht the white terrorist attack in Quebec City wasn’t a terror attack because white misunderstood male did the attack

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:40 am

Who the fuck cares? The important takeaway is that the NRA is a terrorist organization. They're lobbying is holding the whole populace hostage in fear of these kinds of attacks. They try to control everyone to buy guns. Not that everyone having a gun would even help, but let's ask why we should all be forced to have guns to cater to these man-babies and their obsession with their toys? How the fuck is everyone having guns supposed to make you feel safer than no one having guns and why should we sacrifice that because they won't even give in on the most reasonable of restrictions. Fuck them. They're the ones who should be taken out with drone strikes.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:21 am

Imagine if you were in a crowd like that, and you realized someone was shooting. You pull your gun and look around for who to shoot to be a hero and you see dozens of people in all directions holding and perhaps firing guns.

Boy, wouldn't everyone be safer!

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:33 am

smeared ink wrote:Imagine if you were in a crowd like that, and you realized someone was shooting. You pull your gun and look around for who to shoot to be a hero and you see dozens of people in all directions holding and perhaps firing guns.

Boy, wouldn't everyone be safer!

so much freedom happening in this scenario

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:42 am

I was standing on a podium with swelling music playing and a giant American flag waving behind me and a tear in my eye while I said that.

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:43 pm

This dude attended the Equifax hearings dressed as the Monopoly Man. He's the hero we deserve

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as- ... -1.4341942

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:35 pm

No newsworthy now.

As the potus said. This is the calm before the storm.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:52 pm

Vibing_V wrote:This dude attended the Equifax hearings dressed as the Monopoly Man. He's the hero we deserve

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as- ... -1.4341942

She, apparently.

Last One · Post by **Last One** » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:58 pm

Vibing_V wrote:This dude attended the Equifax hearings dressed as the Monopoly Man. He's the hero we deserve

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as- ... -1.4341942

He was chatting at reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ ... uifax_ama/

Have a nice day

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:01 pm

I saw a picture in my twitter feed earlier on and wasn't sure if it was real. Then I saw the AMA. My bad on the pronouns. I didn't read in detail, just kinda skimmed her twitter feed for photos.

Still, A+ idea for the hearing!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:14 pm

Actually, I was wrong too. I was just going based on the name, but then I looked into it a turns out they prefer "they."

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:32 pm

Birth of a White Supremacist

This isn't exactly news, but it's an incredibly interesting article. I feel sorry for this guy, although he's doing terrible things at this point. I was particularly interested in his well-off liberal parents who don't see themselves as responsible for their son at all, but who come across as emotionally distant.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:48 am

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/politics/ ... index.html

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:08 pm

Looks like Charlie Sheen is the monster whp raped Corey Haim. He's already known to be depraved, so not a huge surprise there I guess.

Etch · Post by **Etch** » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:58 am

Yeah that was fucked up to read. I also read that Corey wanted to fool around more with Sheen after he raped him. I don't know what Sheen said to make Haim want to carry on. It could have been a latch on type of thing, but holy shit. One can only wonder at this point.

You gotta wonder just how much farther this huge exposing of the depravity and sickness of Hollywood's biggest names and stars is going to go. I honestly don't see it any time soon. I also hope it doesn't stop until everyone is fucking exposed. Every day it seems like Hollywood is almost like a child sex trafficking ring protected by powerful people and a shit load of hush hush money. You have to wonder how low the percentage is of child stars that made it through without being violated by these sick fucks.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/08/us/zombie ... index.html

Asaroth Larot · Post by **Asaroth Larot** » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:13 am

Celebrities reputations are dropping like flies.

I really hate that Kevin Spacey is on this list.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:53 pm

What. The. Fuck.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:59 pm

Love me some 2017.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:25 pm

It's a celebrity-shamin', minority-blamin', war-enflamin' super year! Only weeks remain to enjoy it!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:54 pm

smeared ink wrote:What. The. Fuck.

Guess we need to fight nazis in Poland again.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:01 am

smeared ink wrote:What. The. Fuck.

"it's just a joke, we're doing it for the lulz"

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